Tales of the Schmoo

Your home for all things related to the impending offspring of Louis Doench and Naomi Nelson of Cincinnati, heretoafter referred to as "The Schmoo".

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A 39 year old married atheist father of 2 (plus one coming in 2009). Lou is also an over qualified amateur photographer and cook who still finds time to play D&D twice a week and disc golf on Wednesdays. Lou is a lucky man. Lou has been playing D&D since X-mas of 1980 when his brother Tony received the original boxed basic D&D, but had to go to church whilst Lou was at home with the flu so he got to fall in love first.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

On to specifics....

The "Schmoo", as we affectionately call our impending little bundle of poop, and joy... and most likely more poop, was concieved sometime in the spring of 2004 after desperately trying, toiling and waiting what seemed like 15.... minutes or so .

Really, you read stories about couples striving for years, spending thousands on fertility treatments, sacrificing animals to pagan idols, etc. All in order to experience the dubious blessing of pregnancy, childbirth, and the joys of living with a teenager.

Not us. We waited one month after stopping the pill and BOOM, we were knocked up.

Using advanced mathematical projections, the good folks at Midwives Care Inc. of Cincinnati ( http://www.midwivescare.com/) have determined the Schmoo's Due Date to be around March 1st, 2005. Which makes him/her a Pisces, incase anybody cares.

posted by Blotz | 1:28 PM