The Naming of the Schmoo

Ever since we decided to get married (which we did do in 2003, May 25th in fact), we have been kicking around baby names. Many were considered and discarded, mostly the ones Lou suggested when he had too much Bushmill's in him (Benedict, Rapunzel, Fido?)

Eventually we became convinced that Lou really ought to sober up before making a decision that would effect whether our child would get beat up a lot or just a little once he/she/it got to high school. So after much deliberation two names have been chosen.

Note, we have decided to wait until the Schmoo is actually required to have a Social Security Number before finding out he/she/it's gender, therefore there are two sets of names.

If the Schmoo is a cute darling little girl, we will immediately alert the hospital authorities that they have obviously made an egregious error. Our little girl must be the one projectile vomiting and hitting on the interns... Abigail Ellen.

If he/she/it is a boy, then we shall name him.... Linus Anthony! According to Babynames.com
(http://www.babynames.com/V5/) Linus is latin in origin meaning "flaxen colored".
If the Schmoo comes out "flaxen colored", we're sending it back and asking for a refund.